ithinktheyrefunny: the-next-person: youcalled: excuseyou: hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh: futureofpanem: thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh excuse you you called? don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person fuck you i think they’re funny WHAT DID I DO
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
suckmyversace: I remember this ogm dhfgdjskfsd
instagrampa: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE PICK A FIGHT WITH ME BECAUSE you’ll win and I’ll feel embarrassed
gendrybaratheonn: shavingryansprivates: imagine if instead of having facial expressions to show their emotions, people just shouted the name of their emotion at the top of their lungs
staff: burqini: Tumblr app more like tumblr crap am i right? excuse you
hyacin-th: this is literally the greatest video in the entire world
sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
bigtimerussian: wow that is an oddly specific anon that asked you a question out of the blue and thats and oddly specific “witty” response almost seems planned
helenkellered: thechosen0n3: classybarack: what “Susan W. pushed out her wonder bra B cups to get his attention but Ashton did not even notice her as he walked past her and her uggs from last year” OMFG HAHAHAHAHA Also you will get your period soon
someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
thatsoratchet: this gif can be used for everything
grantgust: I JUST WANT ALL OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS TO GO CAMPING TOGETHER AND WE CAN SIT AROUND A FIRE AND THROW MARSHMALLOWS AT EACH OTHER AND CRY AND I’M SAD WHY DISTANCE